<sup>=LuxembourgSyndrome is Ross.

Ross was originally produced for the purpose of being the ultimate Bullseye champion. However, the loveable Sunday evening show based on Darts was axed, and sadly Ross has been redundant of purpose ever since. Ross secretly knows nearly everybody laughs at him. That's why he looks so sad all the time. He doesn’t like wearing shoes unless it is absolutely necessary. He travelled back in time from the future with a very bad warning about an evil plot hatched by a lonely Chinese dentist to wipe out all of mankind, but got distracted by a pint of beer and forgot to tell anyone. As a member of the i-Pod generation he is fully aware that he pays too many taxes. Yoghurt is good for you.</sup>


Mood: Surreal
Listening to: The Smiths

On a personal front...
I am feeling strangley calm, which is very odd seen as I am moving house over the weekend. I am still looking for a new job, but with a rather large chip on my shoulder and a bitter streak, this is quite an effort at times. So much stuff seems to be happening around me, mainly bad, but occasionally a glimmer of goodness, but in a time of such activeity, I can't help but feel all the more lonely.

On a creative front...
I have been overdosing on David Firth a little too much, but it has awoken the surreal side of my character a little more. I am even going to teach myself Flash because I'm alway willing to try something new. I have been feeling very creative, and what with all the house move, I'm getting held up a little in getting thing ready to go on here, but be patient, I have some odd little bits to display soon.

On another subject...
I still can't find anyone to go to The Rakes with next Sunday. Damn.


xx UL^TRA Ross.

NEWS FOR YOU

<sup>I would like to raise your attention to some areas that need your attention. So look on and read them.

~TitlePending is the home of =EverybodyLookAtMe's autobiography which I am ably helping with in the editor capacity. Please go and read it and leave your comments to help things along.

I have been adding new devwatches over the last few days, and would like to mention the following as places worth a purusal - ~sanna is captivating, and has a wonderful way of articulating tenderness and makes the everyday beautiful, and ~SuccessfulLiving has such a corngold feel and has bundles of talent.


Some very dull uninteresting nuggets about Ross:
He is slightly addicted to listening to The Rakes at the moment.
When in need of cheering up he will listen to The Chalets and dream of Peepee and Pony.
He likes to hurt his ears here.
He is often very frustrated because his team is Southampton FC.
He couldn’t live without The Bluetones. Sad as it may be.
Little old Ross cannot function without H&M, which forces Ross to open his wallet through pure weakness for buying too many clothes. Especially wooly jumpers.</sup>