<sup>=LuxembourgSyndrome is Ross.

Ross was originally produced for the purpose of being the ultimate Bullseye champion. However, the loveable Sunday evening show based on Darts was axed, and sadly Ross has been redundant of purpose ever since. Ross secretly knows nearly everybody laughs at him. That's why he looks so sad all the time. He doesn’t like wearing shoes unless it is absolutely necessary. He travelled back in time from the future with a very bad warning about an evil plot hatched by a lonely Chinese dentist to wipe out all of mankind, but got distracted by a pint of beer and forgot to tell anyone. As a member of the i-Pod generation he is fully aware that he pays too many taxes. Yoghurt is good for you.</sup>


Mood: About to get drunk.
Listening to: Echobelly - Dark Therapy

So, I have been tagged by =EverybodyLookAtMe and that means I have to tell you 20 things about me. I'm not sure that there are that many things about me, but I'll have a go.

1. I sold my first painting when I was 15. It was called Sly.
2. I love beer too much and drink almost an average of five pints a day.
3. When I had my tonsils removed they made me take my underpants off before I went into surgery.
4. If I could live anywhere it would be Darwin in Australia.
5. I'm a lot closer to a nervous breakdown than my friends think.
6. I'm rubbish with money.
7. I'm training to be a driving instructor.
8. I hate religion.
9. I once had a relationship with someone I met online. We ended up in bed on the first night we met.
10. I drank too much absynthe in Barcelona that I went blind for over 24 hours.
11. My underwear is bright colours. Currently wearing red, white, yellow and brown pair.
12. I haven't been kissed for seven months.
13. When I was four, I overdosed on flouride tablets because I thought they were sweets.
14. When I was 20 I overdosed on paracetamol because I stopped thinking.
15. I once kissed 17 guys in one night, and my girlfriend was impressed.
16. I can't stop listening to the Chalets.
17. I ythink that =EverybodyLookAtMe is the most real person I've never met.
18. I don't fall in love very easily.
19. I own over twenty pairs of shoes/trainers etc.
20. I adore my nipple piercing.

I am now going tag a select few that I can see haven't been tagged yet:
and .

Go do.

NEWS FOR YOU

<sup>I would like to raise your attention to some areas that need your attention. So look on and read them.

~TitlePending is the home of =EverybodyLookAtMe's autobiography which I am ably helping with in the editor capacity. Please go and read it and leave your comments to help things along.

I have been adding new devwatches over the last few days, and would like to mention the following as places worth a purusal - ~sanna is captivating, and has a wonderful way of articulating tenderness and makes the everyday beautiful, and ~SuccessfulLiving has such a corngold feel and has bundles of talent.


Some very dull uninteresting nuggets about Ross:
He is slightly addicted to listening to The Rakes at the moment.
When in need of cheering up he will listen to The Chalets and dream of Peepee and Pony.
He likes to hurt his ears here.
He is often very frustrated because his team is Southampton FC.
He couldn’t live without The Bluetones. Sad as it may be.
Little old Ross cannot function without H&M, which forces Ross to open his wallet through pure weakness for buying too many clothes. Especially wooly jumpers.</sup>