<sup>=LuxembourgSyndrome is Ross.

Ross was originally produced for the purpose of being the ultimate Bullseye champion. However, the loveable Sunday evening show based on Darts was axed, and sadly Ross has been redundant of purpose ever since. Ross secretly knows nearly everybody laughs at him. That's why he looks so sad all the time. He doesn’t like wearing shoes unless it is absolutely necessary. He travelled back in time from the future with a very bad warning about an evil plot hatched by a lonely Chinese dentist to wipe out all of mankind, but got distracted by a pint of beer and forgot to tell anyone. As a member of the i-Pod generation he is fully aware that he pays too many taxes. Yoghurt is good for you.</sup>


Mood: About to get drunk.
Listening to: Bennet - Norway Wife

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Some very dull uninteresting nuggets about Ross:
He is slightly addicted to listening to The Rakes at the moment.
When in need of cheering up he will listen to The Chalets and dream of Peepee and Pony.
He likes to hurt his ears here.
He is often very frustrated because his team is Southampton FC.
He couldn’t live without The Bluetones. Sad as it may be.
Little old Ross cannot function without H&M, which forces Ross to open his wallet through pure weakness for buying too many clothes. Especially wooly jumpers.</sup>